You Couldn't Make This Stuff Up!

Beat the Press!
Tag: TV
Some of the things people do these days! You'd think we were all uncivilzed heathens! You saw this Wednesday night on just about every 11PM TV newscast across the USA: A news reporter gets clobbered while on assignment! Michelle Malkin identified the brutalized newsman as San Diego-based Fox News reporter John Mattes.

• Video: Reporter Brutally Beaten For Asking Questions

Panic at the Disco, South of the Border Style!

Mexican gang members deposit severed heads in disco
2006-09-07 HKT 10:09
The authorities in western Mexico say a gang of armed men has burst into a bar and dumped five severed human heads on the dance floor. The gunmen, who were wearing masks, first ordered the people in the bar to lie face down on the floor, before pulling the male heads out of plastic bags. The authorities say the incident is part of an ongoing series of attacks between rival Mexican gangs fighting to control the flow of drugs into the United States.


3 Men Charged With Attempted Sex Assault On Corpse
Now, you've heard of grave robbing, but this goes way over the top! There must have been TWO full moons shining down on these clowns, who tried to dig up the body of a woman whose picture they saw in a newspaper! This is absolutely horrible! No morals here? No consciences? Indecency at it's worst, what in the world were these guys smokin'? Loco weed?

"A Cassville police officer arrived at the St. Charles Cemetery on Saturday night after a neighbor alerted police to suspicious activity, according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday. The officer found an abandoned vehicle parked near the cemetery. Minutes later, the complaint stated, the officer saw Alexander Grunke walking toward the vehicle, dressed in black and sweating profusely.

After being questioned, Grunke told the officer his brother and Radke were trying to dig up a grave, according to the complaint.

The two drove into the cemetery to find the partially dug grave of a 20-year-old woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident Aug. 27 in Cassville. The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault." [read the entire article]

And, if that's not enough...

via Matt Drudge: Islamic Republic News Agency reports that Prime Minister Mahmoud Ahmadinejad intends to travel to NYC, hopes to speak at UN on Sept. 19 at 7 PM; same day as Bush [whose speech is set for 11:30 AM] and day before Hugo Chavez... Both Ahmadinejad and Chavez will fly from Havana where they will see Castro... Earlier, Ahmadinejad said he was ready for debate with Bush at UN General Assembly...