Friday, December 29, 2006

Mariah vs. The Porn Star

Update 10:20am - This is a NEWS article! It is NOT a spoof, or satire. All of the links are real. The picture below is NOT photoshopped. For the record, I've always enjoyed Mariah Carey's music. Her antics are another story...

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Here's something sure to take your mind off "The Albany Eye vs. Upstream" blog war:

Since just before her highly-publicized psycho incident several years back, some began to get the impression that Mariah Carey's fascination with the Hip-Hop lifestyle was influencing the diva toward the inclusion of soft-porn as "part of her act." Carey began revealing private parts to audiences in Europe the spring following Janet Jackson's famed "wardrobe malfunction" at the Super Bowl. Brandon Chalk blogged: "Who would have ever thought whitetrash would reach critical mass in the American entertainment industry?"

The war between Mariah Carey and porn diva Mary Carey is officially on. After threatening legal action to protect her name from a look alike porn star, pop diva Mariah filed a formal opposition Wednesday to the bid by former California gubernatorial candidate and star of many girl on girl flicks, Mary, to trademark her stage name. Porn star Mary tells Reuters: "I'm ready to battle Mariah over this, because I've been Mary Carey for a long time... I think she's being silly." During an appearance on The Howard Stern Show, Mary Carey, a Cleveland, Ohio native, revealed that her father has cerebral palsy and her mother has fetal alcohol syndrome.

The SmokingGun.com has the entire notice filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, Mariah's company, Automatic Pritsincess Holdings, "argues that Mary Carey's bid to trademark her name for use in adult films, DVDs, cassettes, computer programs, and other commercial endeavors is likely to result in confusion for the consumer.

Mariah's HIV+ sister was twice arrested in 2005 on prostitution charges. Mariah was away at the time, still showing herself off to Europeans. Marcus Xavier mused: "One wonders how (and why) the sister of a major celebrity would be whoring herself out like that."

Related:

Diana Ross willing to give Mariah Carey singing lessons

Mariah Carey helps a yak herder

Mariah Carey's Nude Snow Roll



PS: The music industry began to change in 1999 when the downloading began en masse. Now there's THIS: Chart revamp puts downloads first

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mary Carey is definately H.O.T. way hotter than that fat ass pig Mariah Carey will her bull shit diva ways

Yerp Yerp Yerp said...

The only chance Mariah has of being remembered much beyond this year at all is if people DO think she's Mary Carey.

Anonymous said...

You mean Mariah carey ISN'T a porn star?

Sophia said...

Daev, i thought you were kidding but these links are all real

Anonymous said...

Mary Carey Exposed, the real truth about& behind the “Carey Name Game”



Mark J. Behar, who knows Mary “Carey” Cook Oh so well, said “Quite frankly, I’m shocked that know one has done anything about this up until now”.

He says, “The Truth must be told”.

It is very common & well known that several porn movie titles are a “spoof”, and a “mockery” of real mainstream moves, such a “Rambone” (Rambo), etc., as well as using several music & movie Superstars names in the same way, such as “Britney Rears” (Britney Spears), etc. is “quite the norm, in this industry”.

But these other adult entertainers, don’t really look much like there counterparts that there try and/or are portraying in there adult films, and in most cases they don’t have and use the mainstream entertainers first names, or they change the spelling of the first and/or last names, thus, no harm, no foul.

But these adult entertainers are not in the media spotlight, nor have they had the media attention like Mary “Carey” Cook has received, by going on mainstream TV & News Shows, like Fox News-“Your World with Neil Cavuto”, as well as going to (buying her way into) “Republican Fundraising Presidential Dinners”, organized by the “N.R.C.C - National Republican Congressional Committee”, and trying to fool everyone into thinking that she is a “Sincere and Truly Serious Politician”.

Her real birth name is Mary Cook, and a few years ago, after feature dancing at several adult gentlemen clubs, decided to get into the porn industry, because she was told, that she could make some real serious money because she was attractive, athletic, had great stage presence, worked quit well in front of an audience, and had a very outgoing personality, that would come across well on camera.

People had told her in the past that she looked like & had some of the same features & physical characteristics as “Pop Diva Mariah Carey”, and that if she just enhanced some of those “Features” that, that wound be “Her In and Hook”, in the porn industry.


So, Mary packed up and moved to California, and got started in the adult industry. She loves the attention that she gets, and most of the time, generates it herself, and she can’t survive without it. She always is seeking some type of ”Media Attention”.

In June of 2005, Mark J. Behar, who knew Mary, when she lived in Florida, a few years earlier, and who is a 39.yr old Young Entrepreneur/Business Owner & Investor of Major Multi-Unit Rental Properties & Buildings, in Delray & Boynton Beach, Florida, as well as “Chairman” & “Chief Judge”, with & on the City Of Delray Beach – Code Enforcement Hearing Board, and who also “Moonlights” as a “Celebrity Personal Security/Bodyguard”, and who also has received from the N.R.C.C - National Republican Congressional Committee, “The Congressional Medal Of Honor”, and “The Congressional Medal Of Distinction”, as well as Past Years & the Current “2006-Businessman Of The Year Awards”, had asked Mary (As they bumped into each other, a few years later in a “Home Depot”, in Delray Beach, Florida), if she wanted to attend the MTV Movie Awards with him, in California, she of course said “Yes”.

Mark attended the event with Mary, and that’s when he found out about the “True” Mary “Carey”. She had changed over the years, and was very much “into herself”, stuck up, snotty, and was not professional & intelligent like he had known her in the past to be.

At that time, in the limo to the awards show, is where she started telling Mark about her whole “Mariah Carey Obsession Thing”. She kept on saying, “Don’t I look more like Mariah now, I had my boobs done, do you like them”, “I hope she’s there, I can wait to see her, and hope we bump into her”.

Mark says, “She has always said to me that she compared herself to Mariah Carey”. She has said that she looks so much like her, and that’s why she calls herself “Mary Carey”. She told me, that she has said this in several adult entertainment magazines, as well as in the past, on her & other web-sites and Blogs.

Why else, and what other reason would she have to use the last name of “Carey”? “I bet you, she’s not using it to associate herself and you would never confuse her with actors & comedians “Jim Carrey” or “Drew Carey”. If this isn’t in fact true, then where, and why, did she come up with this “Last Name”, that’s the question, that I have, and would love to hear her response & answer to, and her take & “Spin” on?

This is also when & where I heard of, and she had told me about her idea to “Trademark” the “Carey” name, knowing this would generate and get her even more “Media Attention” and herself in the “Spotlight”.

And, “Hey look what happened, she was right, it worked”. She’s a very good self promoter.

She asked me my opinion on her idea, and I had advised, told & warned her, about the “Legality” of this, and told her to do some background on this first, to see if she can in fact “Legally do this”, as well as to seek out legal help from & to talk to an attorney that “Specializes in these types of matters”.

Mark says, “That’s the last I heard of this”. Since then, Mary has asked mark on several occasions for business advice, and this topic has never come up again, until now.

After the awards show, and a week or so later, she went to, and was at the “2005” – “Presidents Dinner”, with her then Employer “Mark Kulkis”, the owner of the porn video production company “Kick Ass Pictures”, that she was under contract with, at that time. Mark (Behar) also was at this special event.

Mark was personally invited to this same event, but was invited because & due to his achievements of being a young, upstanding, outstanding and Quit Successful Businessman, and who is a true Political activist, from and in his State of Florida.

Mary apologized to Mark at this event & dinner, and said that she got really drunk that night at & after the awards show. Mark forgave her & they took an “Official Presidential Dinner Picture” together at the event, which is the only “Official” one of Mary, at & from the event. Mary told Mark, that “They should stay & continue to be good friends, and keep in touch”.

Mark thought that she was actually serious about her political ambitions, at that time, because Mary told him, that she wanted to “Stop doing what she was doing, and leave the whole porn thing & world, and wanted to go Mainstream like Mariah”.

6 to 9 months later Mary hired Mark to do some personal security & bodyguard work, as well as assist her with her personal matters & affairs at that time, as she was traveling throughout the country & across the world, doing feature & special personal appearances at several events. This turned out to be a strain on & where their friendship took a turn. Mary cancelled out at the last minute on Mark, as he was already at the airport, at the gate, and boarding his flight, to where she was at. This eventually cost him over $7,500.00 in “Out-of-Pocket” travel expenses, and costs that eventually became & is today, a legal battle, with two Civil Action Court Cases, being filed against her, and which are still pending, in Florida.

Mary & Mark, stayed in touch & friends, on & off this past year, as they were going through & trying to work out & settle all these & their legal issues & matters.
In November, Mary asked Mark, to take her to another awards show, to go see & where Mariah Carey, was suppose to be performing at, the “AMA – American Music Awards Show”, where Mark was again, just like last year, invited to and was to attend, as a Special Invited Guest.

Mark, at first said “Sure, Yeah” and invited her, until they could not get past & settle their legal issues & matters.

Mark says, “I found out and heard about this, just like the rest of the world did”. “I can’t believe that she actually went through with it & is doing this whole PR Stunt thing, just to get more media attention, with her Mariah fixation & obsession”. “It’s a good thing that I didn’t take her, to the awards show, Thank God, who knows what would have happened”?

Mark also said, ”At the end of all this, Mary just wanted to & has used me, just to go to & attend these Special Events, these and this Award Shows, just to see, and “Hopefully bump into Mariah”, the “Real Carey”.


*For further information you can contact MARK BEHAR at: 561-637-6275 / 561-254-9605 or- Via E-MAIL at: MJBPROPERTIES@AOL.COM

Anonymous said...

I think this dispute can be settled quite easily with a wet T-Shirt contest between Mary and Mariah. It's seltzer's at 10 paces and may the best boob win. :)

Either that or a WWE no-holds-barred grudge match between Mary and Mariah. It could be done in a mud wrestling pit where the winner takes the name. We could get Condi Rice to referee, and yes, spanking would be allowed.

Anonymous said...

it's the best of the barbie-booby-twin girlys. yes any contest except at acting is required. this is probably the first time mariah carey(the singer)actually has real competition & may actually lose.

Anonymous said...

so WHICH Carey is that in the picture or is that a photoshop compiosie?

Anonymous said...

They are BOTH LOSERS!

Anonymous said...

David,

You're wasting your talent writing this blog. You should be writing for a magazine or newspaper.

A Fan

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