Friday, July 31, 2009

Wacko Web Watch

Just for fun, let's get ridiculous!

Here are some actual e-mails I've received over the last week or two:


Good Day,
I have a proposal of US$22.4million for you.Please write me for details,using this
Mr.Joseph.C.Y Poon.

Why is "Joe" sending this out from Taylar's email address?

Forever your man-root! []

Warnning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information.
Magnesium oxide rejuvenating medicine for you.

No thanks, "Ward" !!!

Please ignore my last email

Donnell Connell []
Donnell Connell to Will
Follow up message
Stop being rep watch wannabe

I never got the "last email"...

Obama Targets Boomers for Extermination
News Issues and Guests Division*[]
July 29, 2009, For Immediate Release!

Obama’s Healthcare Plan has the core theme of elitism and moral superiority with the Baby Boomer generation, who have been towing the economy, as it’s target for elimination.

Citizens 65 and older to ‘end of life’ counseling to determine if they are worthy to live and deplete resources that should be used for the younger population.

Those with assets to take care of themselves in old age will have these assets confiscated in the name of fiscal responsibility and every name will be entered into a national database under the guise of improved efficiency.

A ‘star-chamber’ panel of 20 people will determine whether you deserve the medical treatment that your personal doctor recommends. Comparing this panel to Margaret Sanger and Hitler proves the amount of damage that a small number of people in power can create.

Positioned to sit on this chamber is Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel who believes that medical care should be reserved for the non-disabled and not for those ‘who are irreversibly prevented from being or becoming participating citizens.’

Due to their stimulus package, bank bailout and GM buyout, the democrats need to pass this bill quickly because they are running out of money.

Holy Smokes! Head for the hills!

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