SPRING is defenseless, shown here being stabbed in the chest with an icicle by Old Man Winter, and at the same time, pummelled by a SUMMER wielding a baseball bat. Authorities say the two seasons were overheard conspiring to "eliminate the middleman."
While it may not have happened exactly as the image depicts (there were no witnesses, and SPRING cannot be located) this is as close to an explanation as you'll get for the time being.
Tags: climate change, global warming
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