Monday, January 21, 2008

Cookie Monstah

The Girl Scout's Secret

I just polished off a box of Girl Scout Cookies, Shortbread Variety. (You may know them as Trefoils, but they're NOT!) My neighbor said: "Trefoils taste different these days. It's like they're stale or something!"

Nothing can compare with a box of Girl Scout Cookies. Or so we THOUGHT! If you live in New York and noticed the taste of Girl Scout Cookies has been dumbed down to a papery pulpy gloop, there is a reason why. Yes, I know people have posted details on baking GSC's at home. But NOTHING compares to the genuine item.

Here's the REAL secret to tasty Girl Scout Cookies: make sure you buy them froom a troop serviced by ABC BAKERS out of Richmond, VA. If you thought maybe your taste buds were damaged or just getting old, wait until you dive into a box of ABC's GSC's! And if the current crop of GSC's tastes pretty good to you, you'll be in cookie heaven when you taste the ABC baked variety! ABC Bakers is the oldest and most experienced licensed Girl Scout cookie baker. They became "Official Girl Scout Cookie Bakers" in 1939!

Now, you just have to figure out how to order ABC GSC's and have them shipped up to Albany!

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FAQ

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